A) Knock Knock
B) Who's there?
A) Vampire
B) Vampire who?
A) Vampire State Building
Higher than a Tree
General
G
What kind of animal can jump higher than a tree?
Any animal. Trees can't jump.
Green and Red
General
PG-13
What's green and red and goes round and round and round?
A frog in a blender
Cheap Guy Joke
General
G
A pawnshop owner's son says to his dad, "Dad, can I have fifty bucks?"
Dad says...
"Forty bucks? What do you need thirty bucks for?"
Two Peanuts
General
PG
Two peanuts walk into a bar...
and one was a salted.
Two Snowmen
General
G
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other...
"Funny, I smell carrots too."
Boo at the Door
Knock Knock
G
A) Knock Knock?
B) Who's there?
A) Boo.
B) Boo who?
A) Why so sad?
Horse in a Bar
Classic
G
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says...
why the long face?
Walking Tomatos
General
PG
A momma tomato, papa tomato, and baby tomato are out taking a stroll. As they walk, baby tomato keeps falling behind. After a while papa tomato loses his temper. He walks back, stomps on baby tomato, and yells...
Catchup!
Elephant & Rhino
General
PG
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
'ellifIknow
Chicken Crossing the Road
Classic
G
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
Mother and Son
General
G
The mother sends a son out to the store to get some food. The son is distracted by a bunch of TVs showing the Miss Universe pagent. He gets distracted by the show. When he gets home, his mom asks, "Where are mis tortillas?" The boy says...
